Subject: ***8**8**DINTY H"S THE USUEL SUSPEKTS!!11!!***8***8** From: dinty_h_pal@my-dejanews.com (DINTY H) Date: 1998/11/23 Newsgroups: alt.tv.road-rules Message-ID: <3658dc2e.382924855@news.alt.net> Organization: LET"S BE CHAT PLAS!!1!! Reply-To: dinty_h_pal@my-dejanews.com DINTY H"S THE USUEL SUSPEKTS!1!!!! FADE TO AN OLD BOTE... BRAIN PEZ DISPENSER IS AL SLUMPED DOWN IN A HEEP. WE SEE A TAL MAN ON THE RALEING OVER BRAIN. THE TAL MAN IS DRESED IN A TRENSHCOTE AND HAT AND HE IS PEEING ON BRAIN. HE HOLDS HIS HOO HOO DILLY WITH WON HAND. THE OTHER HAND IS A STUMP... BRAIN PEZ; HEY WHY ARE YOU UP THEIR PEEING ON ME??/?? TALL MAN; HOW ARE YOU BRAIN PEZ??/?? BRAIN PEZ; JSUT FIEN, DINTY (HE SPITS TEH NAEM OUT LIEK IT IS POYSIN). WAHT TIEM IS IT?/?? DINTY H THAT"S ME; REELY LATE. TIME FOR ME TO SHOOT YOU!1!! BRAIN PEZ; OK. OH NO!1!! NOW I AM SHOT DED!1! OK I AM DIEING NOW!1!! DINTY H THAT"S ME WALKS AWAY AND THROS A SIGERETTE ON SOME GAS (NOT FART GAS). THEN THE BOTE BLOWS UP!11!! NOW WE HERE THE VOYSE OF KEVVIN "SPICEBOY" GOWIN... SPICEBOY; NEW YORK SIX WEEKS AGO...A TRUCK LODED WITH GORDEETAS GOT JACKED OUTSIED OF KWEENS. THE DRVIER DID"NT SEE ANYWON BUT HE HERD A VOYSE. SOMETIEMS THAT"S ALL YOO NEED. NOW WE SEE SMUBRAT SLEEPNG... COPS; SMUGGRUB WE ARE HEAR TO ARREST YOU!1!!! SUMBART; ARE THEY SURFING COFFEE DOWNTOWN??/?? NOW WE SEE LAORRIE ZOTELA FIXING A CAR... COPS; LAORRIE ZOTELA WE ARE POINTING OUR GUNS AT YOO SO COEM WITH US!11!! LARORRIE ZOTELA; I DO"NT DO GUN REPARE!11! NOW WE SEE LORI TRI-HOOT BEEBOPPING AND SKATING DOWN THE STREET... TRI-HOOT; BEE BOP BEE BOP!!1!! COPS; OK LORI WE ARE TAKING YOU DOWNTOWN!1!! NOW WE SEE BRAIN PEZ AND SHANE IN A RESTRANT... BRAIN PEZ; OH MAN THIS IS HARD TO BE IN NEW BIZNES!11! SHANE; IT IS OK JUST BE CLAM!!1! FRENCHIE; BONJOUR, MONSIEUR PEZ DISPENSEUR!11!!! COMMENT ALLEZ-VOUS AUJOURD'HUI??/?? [SUBTIEL: HEY BRAIN PEZ DISPENSER HOW"S IT HANGIN??/??!!1!] BRAIN PEZ; I AM FIEN THANK YOU!1!!! AND YOU??/? FRENCHIE; OŚ EST MON PARAPLUIE??/?? [SUBTITEL: I AM HANGIN TO THE LEFT!1!!] BRAIN PEZ; LET"S EET!11!! SPESHUL AGINT RON SLUSHYBOY; AHEM!1!! BRAIN PEZ!1!! WE NEED TO HAEV A CONVERSASHUN WITH YOO!1!! BRAIN PEZ; SHANE I GOTTA GO!!1!! ENJOY YOR FRENSH FOOD!11! NOW WE SEE A JALE ROOM... EVERYWON IS IN THE ROOM...BRAIN PEZ DISPENSER, TRI-HOOT, LAORRIE ZOTELA, SUMGRAB, AND SPICEBOY. SPICEBOY VOYSEOVER; IT DID"NT MAEK SENSE TO ME BECUZ THEES WERE ALL REELY MEAN WONS!!1!! BUT I WAS"NT SCARED I JUST PRETENDED I WAS A MEEN WON TOO!1!!! NOW WE SEE A LIENUP... COPS; OK EASH WON OF YOU SAY WHAT THE PAPER SEZ!1!! LAORRIE ZOTELA; HAND ME THE KEYS YOU DUMN WON!11! SMUGGRUB; HAND ME THE BLANKETY BLANK KEYS YOU BLANKETY BLANK DUMN WON OR I"LL BLANKETY YOR HEINIE!1!!! (SENSERED FOR OUR FAMLIE ODDIENS) SPICEBOY VOYSEOVER; THEY INTERVOOED US ALL NITE LONG!1!!! SOMEWON WAS REELY MAD ABOWT THOSE GORDEETAS!11! THEY HAD NUTHIN ON US!1!! COP; WHEAR IS THE TRUCK??/?? SMUGRUB; I DO"NT NO!1!!! SPICEBOY VOYSEOVER; SMUGBRAT WAS REELY COOL. DID"NT SAY NUTIN TO THEM!!1! LAORRIE ZOTELA; LET ME TELL YOO ABOUT THAT WON EPISOED OF NOTS LANDING... COPS; WHEAR ARE THE GORDEETAS??/?? SPICEBOY VOYSEOVER; LAORRIE JUST PRATELED ON ABOWT OLD TV SHOS, AND SO IT WENT WITH ALL OF US. THEY GOT NUTHIN FROM ANYWON OF US. NOW WE SEE A JALE ROOM AGEN... TRI-HOOT; THEY GOT NO PROBABEL CAUSE!!1!! LAORRIE ZOTELA; YOU ARE DAMB RITE ABOUT THAT!11! SMUBRAT; HEY PEZ I THOT YOU WERE DED!!1! BRAIN PEZ; NO NOW I AM JUST LEGIT!!1!! TRI-HOOT; YAH I HERD HE IS WITH SHANE NOW!11! BRAIN PEZ; THIS HOLE THINK IS A SHAEKDOWN!11! SUMBRAT; ALL I WANT TO NO IS HOO IS THE DUMN WON OVER THER?/?? BRAIN PEZ; HE"S ALRITE!1! SPICEBOY; MY NAEM IS SPICEBOY BECUZ I EET SPICEY FOOD AND LIEK THE SPICE GRILS!1!! TRI-HOOT; HEY I GOT A PLAN FOR A JOB SO LISTEN GOOD!1!! IT GOS LIEK THIS.... BRAIN PEZ; I DO"NT WANT TO HEAR ABOUT IT CUZ I AM LEGIT!11!! SPICEBOY VOYSEOVER; NO WON EVER SAD ANYTHINK TO THE COPS SO WE GOT TO LEEV. NOW WE SEE THE BURNED BOTE... COP; HEY HOO ARE YOU??/?? PIEKSTRET; I AM AJINT PIEKSTREET WITH THE FBI!!1!! DAMB THEIR ARE A LOT OF DED BODYS!!1!! SHOW ME THE SURVIVER!1!! COP; I THING HE WENT TO THE HOSPITEL!11!! IN THE OSHUN WE SEE A DED BODIE FLOATING...IT IS WEARING A "YERKES" TSHIRT. NOW WE SEE THE POLEES STASHUN... AGENT RON SLUSHIEBOY; WHAT HAPINED??/?? SERJINT KEFLA; WEL THE DA WAS HEAR AND GAVE HIM IMYUNITY!11!! HE POSTS BALE IN TOO OWERS!!1!! AGENT RON BLIZERD; I WANT TO TLAK TO HIM!1!!! I WANT TO NO WHY 27 MEN WHEAR BLOWN UP ON THAT BOTE FOR 93 MILYUN DOLERS IN GORDEETAS THAT WAS"NT THEIR!11! BUT MOST OF ALL I WANT TO MAEK SHUR THAT BRAIN PEZ DISPENSUR IS A DED WON!11! SERJINT KEFLA; NO MATER HOW TUFF YOU SAY THIS PEZ WUZ HE IS DED!!1!! NO WON SURVIVED!!1!! NOW WE SEE A HOSPITEL... AGENT PIEKSTREET; IS THIS THE SURVIVER?/??? WHAT IS HE SAYING IT SOUNDS LIEK JIBBA JABBA TO ME!!1!! SURVIVER; JIBA JABA JIBA DINTY H!!1! DINTY H!11! DOKTER KATHY; IT IS HUNGERIEN I THING. THING. AJINT PIEKSTREET; OK I WIL CAL THE FBI AND GET SONEWON HOO SPEEKS IT!11! SURVIVER; DINTY H!1!! NOW WE SEE KEFLA'S OFISE... SERJINT KEFLA; TEL IT TO US SPICEBOY!11!! SPICEBOY; I GOT IMUNITIE!11! AGENT RON SLUSHY; TEL ME NOW OR I WIL GIVE YOU SUSH A PINCH!!1!! SERJINT KEFLA; OK BOYS I BROT IN SOME OF DOKTER PEPER"S COKE!1!! SPICEBOY; AH BACK WEN I WAS IN ATLANTA WE USED TO GET COKE"S COKE RITE AT THE FACTORY!11! THAT WAS GOOD THIS IS DOO DOO!!1!!! AGENT RON BLIZERDBOY; TELL ME THE STORIE!11! SPICEBOY; I"M NOT A RAT!11! AGENT RON BLIZERD; TEL ME OR I WIL TEL THOSE GUYS IN JALE TO GIVE YOU SUCH A PINCH!1!! SPICEBOY; OK IT ALL STARTED LIEK THIS... NOW WE SEE BRAIN PEZ"S APARTMENT... SPICEBOY; HEY BRAIN PEZ WE HAEV A JOB TO DO AND WE CAN GET PAID GOOD!11! SHANE; GET OUT I SAY!11!! BRAIN IS LEJIT NOW!!1!! SPICEBOY; JUST LISSEN!!1!! ALL IT IS IS WE ARE GOING TO STEEL SOME JOOLS!!1!! WE WIL GET MILYUNS!!1! BRAIN PEZ; OK LET"S DO THAT JOB SO I CAN BUY SOME MOR SHOWER RADIOS!11! SPICEBOY VOYSEOVER; SO WE STOLE THE JOOLS AND WENT TO SUNNIE CALIFORNYA TO SEL THEM!11!! NOW WE SEE THE BIG SINE THAT SEZ HOLIEWOOD... TRI-HOOT; OK HEAR IS WHEAR WE ARE SUPOSED TO MEET THE GUYS TO BY THESE JOOLS!!1! SMUBRAT; I DO"NT BLANKETY SEE NO BLANKETY BLANK GUYS!1!! [SENSERED FOR OUR FAMLIE ODDIENS] LAORRIE ZOTELA; HEAR THEY COME!1!!! FENSE; OK LET"S SEE THOSE JOOLS!!1! TRI-HOOT; OK HEAR THEY ARE!!1!! FENSE; OK HEAR IS THE MONEY!1!! NOW THEIR IS SOME GUY HOO WANTS YOU TO DO A JOB FOR HIM!!11!! BRAIN PEZ; MAN THIS IS HORSE PUCKIE!1!!! I ONLIE AGREED TO WON JOB CUZ I AM LEJIT!11! SMUBRAT; SHUT THE BLANKETY BLANK UP!1!!! LET"S HEAR HIM OUT!11! FENSE; I HERD ABOWT THE JOB FROM THIS LOYER... BRAIN PEZ; WE WANT TO MEET HIM!!1!!! FENSE; HE WANTS TO MEET YOO!1!!! CALLED ME LAST NITE ABOWT IT!11! NOW WE ARE IN SJT. KEFLA"S OFISE... RON SLUSHY; SO THIS LOYER... SPICEBOY; CHIKETY CHINA WAS HIS NAEM!!1! RON BLIZERD; CAME TO YOO FROM THE FENSE?//?? WHY DID"NT YOU TEL THE DEE AY??/? KEFLA; HEY BRAIN!1!! AJINT PIEKSTREET IS ON THE FONE!11!! NOW WE SEE SLUSHY ON THE FONE... PIEKSTREET; HEY SLUSHY THERE WER NO BUREETOS ON THAT BOTE!1!!! RON SLUSHY; BUT WHAT ABOWT THE 91 MILYUN DOLERS?//?? PIEKSTREET; I DUNNO BUT THE SURVIVER WE HAEV SEZ THAT IT WAS"NT A TACO DEEL!11!! KEEPS SAYING THE NAEM DINTY H!11!! NOW WE SEE SJT. KEFLA"S OFISS... RON SHUSHY; HOO IS DINTY H??/? SPICEBOY; O BLANK!1!!! [SENSERED] NOW WE SEE A FANSIE ROOM WITH ALL THE SUSPEKTS IN IT... SMUGGRUB; I WONDER HOO THIS GUY IS??/?? TRIHOOT; MAN WE HAEV BEN HEAR FOR AN OWER!1!! LET"S GO!1!!! CHIKETY CHINA; I AM MISTER CHIKETY CHINA!1!! MY EMPLOYER HAS A PROPOSAL FOR YOO!1!! IT IS VERIE DANJERUS AND NOT ALL OF YOO WIL SURVIF BUT IF YOU DO YOU GET 91 MILYUN DOLERS IN SEVIN LAYER BUREETOS!1!!! BRAIN PEZ; HOO IS YOOR BOSS??//?? CHIKETY CHINA; HEE TOLD ME NOT TO TEL!1! BRAIN PEZ; CUT THE BLANKETY!!1!!! HOO IS HE?/?? CHIKETY CHINA; I WROK FOR DINTY H!11! A LOOK OF FEER WASHES OVER EVERYWON"S FACE BUT SPICEBOY"S SPICEBOY; HOO IS DINTY H?//?? CHIKETY CHINA; I AM SHUR YOO HAEV HERD MANIE STORIES ABOUT DINTY H!!1!! MOST OF THEM ARE TROO!11!! MISTER SMUGBUG, YOU SMEERED DINTY"S GOOD NAEM LAST MONTH. MISTER PEZ DISPENSER, YOO STOLE THAT TRUCK OF GORDEETAS. LOARRIE ZOTELA, YOO SED DINTY WAS DUMN BECUZ HE DID"NT NO ABOWT NOTS LANDING. TRIHOOT, YOU DID NOT SHO DINTY A PIC OF YOR BOOBS. AND SPICEBOY, YOO DID NOT GIEV DINTY H WEB SPACE ON YOR CHAT MASHIN. BRAIN PEZ; SO?/?? CHIKETY CHINA; YOU HAEV ALL BEN MEAN WONS TO DINTY AND HE FEELS YOU OWE HIM!1!! SMUGGRUB; SO WAHT DOES HE WANT FROM US?/?? CHIKETY CHINA; AS YOO NO, DINTY H"S PRIMARIE INTEREST IS IN TACO BELL. HE HAS BEN COMPETING WITH THE NOO HUNGERIUN GOOLASH CHANE FOR DOMINASHUN OF THE FAST FOOD MARKIT. THEY THING THEY CAN DEFEET MISTER H BY BYING SUSH A BIG SHIPMENT OF SEVIN LAYER BUREETOS FROM THE MEXIKANS. YOU WIL STOP THE DEEL AND PROTECT THE BUREETOS. BRAIN PEZ; WE ALL NO DINTY H IS FAEK!1!! NOW WE SEE THE INSIED OF SJT. KEFLA"S OFISS... SPICEBOY; HE"S SUPOSED TO BE FROM MEMFIS, BUT NO WON REELY NOS. NO WON EVER BELEEVED HE WAS REEL. THAT WAS HIS POWER. THE GRATEST TRIK THE DEVIL EVER PULED WAS CONVINSINK THE WHURLD HE DID"NT EXIST. THEIR ARE SO MANIE STORIES BUT I BELEEF THIS WON. WAY BACK WEN DINTY WAS WROKING AT TACO BELL FRYING SOME SINAMUN KRISPAS. SOMETHINK RONG HAPENED SUMHOW AND HE GOT HIS HAND FRYED IN THE OYL. IT JUST SNAPED OFF LIEK A PRETZEL!1!!!! HE BURNED DOWN THE TACO BEL AND THEN HE DISAPEERED. NOW HE IS JUST A MYTH FOR TACO THEEVES. RON SLUSHY; DO YOU BELEEV IN HIM??/?? SPICEBOY; BRAIN PEZ ALWAYS SED 'I DO"NT BELEEV IN GOD BUT I"M AFRADE OF HIM'. WEL I BELEEV IN GOD AND THE ONLIE THINK THAT SCARES ME IN DINTY H!!1!! RON BLIZERD; WHY DID"NT YOU TEL THE DEE AY?/?? SPICEBOY; DINTY H NOS WHEAR I AM RITE NOW!1!! AS SOON AS YOU LET ME GO HE WIL GET ME BUT GOOD!11! RON SLUSHY; WE"LL PROTEKT YOU IF YOO TESTIFIE!1!! SPICEBOY; YAH RITE!!1! YOU CA"NT PROTECT MEE!1!! DINTY H IS GONE!1!! IF ANYTHINK HE"LL COME OUT TO GET ME BUT THAT"S IT!11!! AFTER THAT MY GESS IS YOU"LL NEVER HERE FROM HIM AGEN!11! RON SLUSHY; OK BAKC TO THE STORIE!11! SPICEBOY; OK SO CHIKETY CHINA PROOVED TO US THAT DINTY WAS REEL AND THAT HE COOD HARM US BUT GOOD ANYTIEM HE WANTED SO WE GOT REDY TO DO THE JOB!!1!! NOW WE SEE THE BOTE AT THE DOCK... BRAIN PEZ; OK GUYS THEIR IS THE BOTE. REMBER THE PLAN?/?? EVERYWON; YUP!!1!! A BUNSH OF MEN PATROL AROWND THE BOTE HEAVILIE ARMED WITH TEFLON COTED SKITEL GUNS. SPICEBOY; OH MAN THIS WIL BE HARD!1!! LAORRIE ZOTELA; JUST DO"NT WORRIE!1!! JUST HIDE OUT HEAR LIEK BRAIN SED!1!! SOME VANS PUL UP. SOME MEXIKANS GET OUT. BRAIN PEZ; OK DO IT NOW!11! THE SUSPEKTS START FIRING SKITTELS ALL OVER THE PLASE. IT"S A REEL SKITTEL FITE. BODIES START FALLING LIEK CRAZIE. THE SUSPEKTS BORD THE SHIP AND SHOOT MOER GANGSTERS. NOW WE SEE A ROOM INSIED THE BOTE... A MAN IN A "YERKES" SHIRT LOOKS AROND AT ALL THE GUNFIER AND IS VERIE SCARRED. YERKES MAN; DINTY H!11!! DINTY H!!11! NOW WE SEE THE BOTE"S HALLS... TRIHOOT AND LAORRIE ZOTELA SERCH ALL OVER THE BOTE AND TRY TO FIND THE BUREETOS. TRIHOOT; WHEAR ARE THEY??/? LAORRIE ZOTELA; I DO"NT NO!1!!! NOW WE SEE THE VAN BY THE BOTE... SMUGGRUB SHOOTS ALL THE GUYS DED. HE OPENS THE VAN AND SEES ALL THE MONEY TO BUY THE BUREETOS. HE SMIELS REEL BIG. SMUGRUNT; WAHOO!1!! THEN A BUNCH OF SKITTELS FLY THROO SMUGGRUB FROM BEHIND. SMUGGRUB; O NO I HAEV BEN SHOT!1!! I AM DED NOW!1!!! NOW WE SEE THE DEK OF THE BOTE... BRAIN PEZ IS RUNNING AROND AND HE MEETS UP WITH TRIHOOT AND LAORRIE ZOTELA BRAIN PEZ; THEIR IS NO BUREETOS ON THIS BOTE!1!!! TRIHOOT; WAHT??/?? LAORRIE ZOTELA; WE GOTTA GET OFF OF HEAR!1!!! NOW WE SEE THE DOCK... SPICEBOY SEES ALL THIS AND IS VERY SCARED. HE WASHES EVERYTHINK. NOW WE SEE THE ROOM ON THE BOTE... YERKES MAN IS SITTING THEIR VERY SCARED. THE DOOR BEGINS TO RATEL AND OPENS. YERKES MAN; DINTY H!1!!! DINTY H!1!!! DIN- TOO SKITEL HIT YERKES MAN IN THE CHEST. HE IS DED. NOW WE SEE THE DECK... BRAIN PEZ, TRIHOOT AND LAORRIE ZOTELA RUN AS FAST AS THEY CAN TO GET OFF THE BOTE. SHOTS OF SKITELS ARE FIRED AND THEY ALL FAL DOWN. ONLINE BRAIN PEZ SURVIVED BUT HE IS STILL REELY HURT. BRAIN PEZ; I AM SHOT!1!! I WIL LITE THIS GAS AND BLOW EVERYTHINK UP!1!!! BRAIN PEZ IS ABOWT TO LITE THE GAS (NOT FART GAS) BUT IT STARTS TO RANE. NO!1! SOMEWON IS PEEING ON HIM!1!! BRAIN PEZ; HEY WHY ARE YOU UP THEIR PEEING ON ME??/?? TALL MAN; HOW ARE YOU BRAIN PEZ??/?? BRAIN PEZ; JSUT FIEN, DINTY (HE SPITS TEH NAEM OUT LIEK IT IS POYSIN). WAHT TIEM IS IT?/?? DINTY H THAT"S ME; REELY LATE. TIME FOR ME TO SHOOT YOU!1!! BRAIN PEZ; OK. OH NO!1!! NOW I AM SHOT DED!1! OK I AM DIEING NOW!1!! DINTY H THAT"S ME WALKS AWAY AND THROS A SIGERETTE ON SOME GAS (NOT FART GAS). THEN THE BOTE BLOWS UP!11!! NOW WE SEE SJT. KEFLA"S OFISS... SPICEBOY; AND THAT"S IT!1!! RON SLUSHY; SO YOU ARE SAYING THAT THE TALL MAN WAS DINTY H??/?? SPICEBOY; YES I THING SO!1!!! RON BLIZERD; DID YOU SEE BRAIN PEZ GET SHOT AND DIE??/?? SPICEBOY; WELL, I.... RON SLUSHY; EVER HERE OF DAVID HARFUDGEO?/?? SPICEBOY; NO. RON SLUSHY; MY FRENDS AT THE FBI SED THAT HE COOD POSITIVLIE IDENTIFY DINTY H!1!! HE HAD BEN IN MEXICO AND THE MEXIKANS WERE GOING TO SELL HIM TO THE HUNGERIUNS!1!! HE WAS THE WON MAN HOO COOD FINGER DINTY H!1!! SPICEBOY; SO?/?? I DO"NT NO HIM!1!! RON SLUSHY; BUT BRAIN PEZ DID. HIS FREND SHANE WAS IN CHARGE OF THE EXTRADISHUN!1! BUT THE MEXIKANS GOT HIM FRIST!1!! RON SLUSHY; THEIR WAS NO BUREETOS ON THAT BOTE!1!!! IT WAS A HIT TO GET DAVID HARFUDGEO!1!! A HIT FROM BRAIN PEZ TO GET THE WON MAN HOO NOO HE WAS DINTY H!1!! SPICEBOY; NO!1!! BRAIN WAS MY FREND!1!! HE WAS"NT DINTY H!1!! RON SLUSHY; HE WAS DINTY H!1!! SPICEBOY; THEN WHY DID HE LET ME LIVE??/? I"M A DUMN WON!1!! I"M CRIPLED IN MY LEFT HAND!1!! RON SLUSHY; BECUZ YOU ARE DUMN!1!! BECUZ YOU ARE CRIPLED IN YOR HAND!1!! SPICEBOY; HE WAS MY FREND!1! HE WAS"NT DINTY H!1!! RON SLUSHY; YOU DID"NT SEE HIM DIE!1!! AND PLUS THEY JUST FOUND SHANE LAST NITE DED!11!! HE WAS STUFED WITH SKITELS!1!! HE USED YOU ALL!!1!! HE MAED YOU TEL ME JUST WHAT HE WANTED AND YOU DID"NT EVEN NO IT!1! SPICEBOY; OK YOU GOT ME!1!! IT WAS ALL HIS IDEA!!1! THEY WER ALL HIS IDEAS FROM THE BEGINING!1!! RON SLUSHY; LET US PROTEKT YOU!1! SPICEBOY; NO WAY I JUST POSTED!1!! I AM OUTTA HEAR!1!! SPICEBOY LEEVS THE OFFISS AND KEFLA COMES IN KEFLA; YOU DID"NT LERN CARP!1!! RON BLIZERD; I FOUND OUT WHAT I WANTED TO NO ABOUT BRAIN PEZ!!1!! KEFLA; DINTY H OR NOT, IF BRAIN PEZ IS ALIEV HE"LL NEVER COME UP AGEN!!1!! RON SLUSHY; I"LL FIND HIM!1!!! RON SLUSHY BLIZERD LOOKS AT THE BULETIN BORD. HE SEES A BUNSH OF STUFF TACKED ON IT. HE STARTS GETING FREAKED OUT!1!! HE SEES A PIKTUR OF THE HOLIEWOOD SINE, A SKITELS RAPPER TACKED TO THE BORD, A TIKET FROM A TOOR OF THE COKE FACTERY IN ATLANTA. RON IS SHOCKED AND DROPS HIS COFEE MUG AND IT BREAKS!1!! THE BOTOM OF IT SAYS "CHIKETY CHINA PORCELIN". RON SLUSHY BLASTS OUT OF THE OFISS!1!! RON SLUSHY; WHEAR IS HE?/?? THE DUMN WON!1!!! COP; HE JUST LEFT!1! NOW WE SEE THE STREET OUTSIED THE STASHUN... KEVIN SPICEBOY BEGINS TO WALK DOWN THE STREET. AFTER HAF A MINUT HE FLEXES HIS LEFT HAND. HE REACHES OVER AND MASAGES HIS CRIPLED HAND. THEN HE PULLS IT OFF, AND BLOOD FLOWS BACK INTO THE STUMP. SPICEBOY PULS A COPY OF THE MEDITASHUNS OF MARKUS ORALEEUS FROM HIS POCKET AND BEGINS TO REED AS HE WALKS DOWN THE STREET. A CAR PULLS BESIDE HIM. THE CAR IS DRIVEN BY MISTER CHIKETY CHINA. KEVIN SPICEBOY SMIELS TO HIMSELF. SPICEBOY GETS INTO THE CAR AND MISTER CHIKETY CHINA DRIVES AWAY. JUST AS SPICEBOY IS GETING INTO THE CAR, RON SLUSHY BLASTS OUT OF THE STASHUN AND LOOKS AROWND TRYING TO FIND KEVIN SPICEBOY. HE DOES"NT NOTIS THE CAR DRIVE BY HIM. HE GETS VERIE MAD AND WALKS BACK INTO THE STASHUN. SPICEBOY VOYSEOVER; THE GRATEST TRICK THE DEVIL EVER PULED WAS CONVINSINK THE WHURLD THAT HE DID"NT EXIST. MY GESS IS, YOO"LL HERE FROM HIM WONCE MOER WEN HE GETS ME AND THEN *POOF!1!*...HE"S GON!1!!