Subject: **88***DINTY H UNPLUGED!!1!!!***8***8***
From: dinty_h_pal@my-dejanews.com (DINTY H)
Date: 1998/11/13
Newsgroups: alt.tv.road-rules 
Message-ID: <364b9f15.178216576@news.alt.net>
Organization: LET"S BE CHAT PLAS!!1!!
Reply-To: dinty_h_pal@my-dejanews.com

HEAR IS MY NEW HIT SINGEL!!1!!

IF I COOD TEL MY CHAT PLAS JUST WON THINK
IT WOOD BE CAREFUL WEN YOU FRY
BECUZ IT"S HARD FOR ME TO NIT DOYLEYS
LET ME TELL YOU WIE
I WAS WROKING IN TACO BELL, I WAS MAKING CINAMUN CRISPAS
AND WAS LOOKING AT A HOT WON"S CHA-CHAS
BECUZ I DID"NT LOOK WHEAR I PUT IT
MY HAND GOT KRISPIE LIEK A TASTIE TRISKIT

I HAEV A STUMP I NO
IT MAKES IT HARD TO DIEL A FONE
A NOO WON WILL NEVER GROW
BUT I AM **88**FIEN**88** WITH IT!11!!

A DEEP FAT FRYER STOEL MY HAND
BUT IT DID"NT STEEL MY LAFTER
AT FIRST I COOD"NT NIT MY DANETY DOYLEYS
BUT I NOO IT WAS"NT EVER AFTER

I GOT A CHAT MASHIN AND MAED SUM FRENDS
JSUT COZ I LOST A HAN MY LIEF DID"NT END
AND I NOO I HAD A BRUTHER TO FIND
HOO WOOD"NT BE MEEN HE WOOD BE KIND

I HAEV A STUMP I NO
IT MAKES IT HARD TO DIEL A FONE
A NOO WON WILL NEVER GROW
BUT I AM **88**FIEN**88** WITH IT!11!!

IN THE END ONLE PLAS AND FAMLIE MATER
IN THE END ONLE PLAS AND FAMLIE MATER
I WIL GET ON MY CHAT MASHIN, AND I WIL POST
I WIL GET ON MY CHAT MASHIN, AND I WIL POST
I WIL GET ON MY CHAT MASHIN, AND I WIL POST

I HAEV A STUMP I NO
IT MAKES IT HARD TO DIEL A FONE
A NOO WON WILL NEVER GROW
BUT I AM **88**FIEN**88** WITH IT!11!!

I HAEV A STUMP I NO
IT MAKES IT HARD TO DIEL A FONE
A NOO WON WILL NEVER GROW
BUT MY PLAS ARE **88**FIEN**88** WITH IT!11!!

WE ARE IN GOD"S EYES
GOD"S STUMP
GOD"S MIND
GOD"S STUMP
GOD"S STUMP...

LOOK FOR DINTY H ON THE LILILILITH FARE TOOR!1!!!