Subject: ***888****DINTY H"S TITANIK!!11!!!*****8****
From: dinty_h@my-dejanews.com (dinty_h)
Date: 1998/09/20
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DINTY H PRESENTS
DINTY H"S TITANIK

CHET; OK BOYS LET"S GET BACK DOWN IN THE SUBMAREEN AND FIND THAT BOOTY!!11!

ED HARIS; HEY CHET HEAR"S THIS SAFE WE JSUT GOT FROM THE TITANIK.

CHET; OH CARP THEIR IS NOTHING IN HEAR BUT SOME VAN GOS AND A DUM DRAWING OF
SOME GUY

ED HARIS; HEY CHET SOME GUY IS ON THE FONE.

OLD DINTY H THAT"S ME; HAEV YOU FOUND THE SKITTELS DELAMARE YET?

CHET; NO BUT WILL YOU PLEES NOT TELL A STORIE WE HAEV WERK TO DO.

OLD DINTY H THATS" ME; TOO LATE!!111!! IT WAS CALLED TITANIK....I CALLED IT
THE SHIP OF PLAS.....

FLASHBACK T0 THE YEAR 1639...

DINTY H THAT"S ME; OK MARIO WE NEED TO WIN THIS CARD GARM!!1!!

MARIO; BUT-A DINTY!111!!! YOU-A SUR YOU-A NO WHATTA YOU DOING??//?

DINTY H THAT"S ME; YES AND OH MY WE WON THE GAEM!!11!! SEE YOU LATER YOU
FORENERS WE ARE GOING TO THE SHIP OF PLAS!!11!!

ROSE; OH CARP THIS SUCKS I DO"NT WANT TO RIDE THIS BOTE!!11!! LOOK MOM I
CA"NT RIDE THE SINE SAYS YOU MUST BE THIS THIN TO RIDE THIS BOTE AND I AM
QUIT PORKY! 11!

ROSE"S MOM; ON THE BOTE YOU GO I DO"NT CARE IF HE IS A MEEN WON!!11!!

THE FANTOM; OK LET"S GET ON THE BOTE!11!1 OH YEAH HEAR ARE THEES SKITTELS
DELAMER BUT YOU ONLY GET TO BARRO THEM!!!1!

DINTY H THAT"S ME; HEY MARIO HEAR WE ARE ON THE SHIP OF PALS!!1!! I"M KING OF
THE CHATROOM!!11!!

ROSE; I THINK YOU ARE VERY RUDE I AM GOING TO JUMP OF THIS BOTE!!11!!

DINTY H THAT"S ME; OK BUT DON"T GET MAD WHEN CAPTIM AHAB HARPOONS YOUR PORKY
HIGHNIE!!11!

ROSE; THAT"S IT HEAR I GO I AM JUMPING WATE WHAT IS THAT IN YOUR PANTS?//?/
YOU LOOK HUNG!!11!

DINTY H THAT"S ME; WELL NOW YOU NO WAHT THE H STANDS FOR!!111!

ROSE; OK LETS" GO TO DINER BUT WATCH OUT MY BOYFREND IS A MEEN WON!!1!

DINTY H THAT"S ME; THAT"S OK I WILL USE  MY FART GAS ON HIM!!!1!!

ROSE; THAT"S A GOOD IDEA BUT FRIST LET"S GET NAKED AND YOU CAN DRAW A PIKTUR
OF ME!!!11!!

DINTY H THAT"S ME; WELL I ONLIE HAVE WON HAND SO YOU HAF TO DRAW ME INSTED.

ROSE; OK BUT FRIST LET ME SPRIKEL THE SKITTELS DELAMER ON YOU!!1!!!

THE FANTOM; WELL THANK YOU FOR COMING TO DINER DINTY H!!11!! TELL ME HOW MENY
RATS ARE IN YOUR BED??//?/

DINTY H THAT"S ME; NUN SINSE YOUR HEVYWATE GIRLFREND ATE THEM ALL WHEN WE HAD
RELASHUNS IN IT!!11!!

MISERY LADY; HOHOHOHOH YOU ARE A FUNNIE WON DINTY H!111!!

ROSE; WELL I WAS A HUNGRIE WON BECUZ DINTY H WORE ME OUT WITH HIS
HUNGNESS!!!1!!

CAPTIN; WELL WON MORE DRINK CA"NT HURT....O WATE WHAT WAS THAT CRASHING
SOWND??//?? O CRAP I BROKE THIS BRAN NEW BOTE I AM IN DOO DOO NOW!11!!1 AND
DEEP!!111!!

THE FANTOM; OH CARP THE SHIP IS GOING DOWN I AM GOING TO PUT ON MY PURPEL SOOT
AND FLY AWAY FROM HEAR!!11!!

MARIO; OH CARP I-A ATE A MUSHROOM-A AND A FIERFLOWER BUT I AM STILL
A-DYING!11!!

ROSE; O DINTY WE ARE SINKING OH GRATE NOW THE SHIP IS SUNK!!111!!

DINTY H THAT"S ME; WEL AT LEEST YOUR PORKYNES WILL KEEP YOU WARM!111!!1 I AM
GOING TO FLOTE ON THIS FIERPLASE!!11!

ROSE; OK LET ME GET ON TOO!!1!!

DINTY H THAT"S ME; WELL FRIST GIVE ME THOSE SKITTELS SO THEY WILL NOT SINK
TOO!! 11!!

ROSE; GOOD IDEA YOU ARE SO SMART I"M GLAD WE LIV IN A TIEM WHEN EVERYWON NOS
THAT MEN ARE THE SMART WONS!!11!!

DINTY H THAT"S ME; YOU GOT THAT RITE NOW LET"S JUST WATE TO BE RESCUED!!11!!
I"M GOING TO TAEK A NAP NOW!!11!! OK NOW I WOKE UP!11!1 ROSE??///?? ROSE???//?

OLD MAN DINTY H THAT"S ME; YES CHET AND ED HARIS SHE WAS FROZEN I GESS I WAS
WRONG ABOUT HER PORKYNESS BUT WE SHIPED HER TO A GROCERY STOR IN NOVA SKOSHA
AND THAT"S HOW KANADIUN BAKIN WAS INVENTED!!11!!

CHET; BUT WHAT ABOUT THE SKITTELS??///??

OLD MAN DINTY H THAT"S ME; WELL I CA"NT REMEBER BECUZ I"M SO OLD BUT I AM OLD
SO YOU MUST LISEN TO MY ADVIS AND I SAY THAT YOU MUST STOP BEING A MEAN WON TO
GARIE AND YOUR BRUTHER WYATT!!11!!!

CHET; YEAH SORRY ABOUT THAT OK NOW GO TO YOUR ROOM AND DYE IN YOUR SLEEP OLD
MAN!!1!!

AND THAT NITE IN HIS ROOM DINTY H ATE THOSE SKITTELS DELAMER WON BY WON

KANADIUN LADY WITH BULBY NOZE AND OVER THE TOP SINGING STILE; THIS MOOVIE WILL
MAKE SHUR THAT THIS SONG WILL NEVER GO AWAY AND I WO"NT EETHER!!1!!

NEEEEEERRR FAAAAAR WHEAR EVER YOU ARE
I WILL BE IN YOUR FASE WITH THIS SONG!!!111!
I"M FRNECH AND A OVEREXPOSED WENCH
AND YOU"LL ALWAYS HEAR THIS SONG!11!!

THE END
A DINTY H PRODUKSHUN