Subject: ***88***DINTY H"S THEIRS" SOMETHINK ABOUT MARY***8**** 
From: dinty_h@my-dejanews.com (dinty_h)
Date: 1998/09/21
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DINTY H"S THEIRS" SOMETHINK ABOUT MARY

FOLK SINGER;
THANK YOU FOR COMING TO THIS SHOW
IT GIVES US LOTS OF MONIE
NOW SIT BACK AND SETTEL DOWN
THIS IS GOING TO BE REELY FUNNY
WE"RE GLAD YOU DID"NT GO SEE SCREAM
CUZ IT IS VERY SCARY
SO NOW JUST WATCH OUR PLA DINTY H
BECUZ THEIR"S SOMETHINK ABOUT MARY....OH YAH

DINTY H THAT"S ME; YES I REMEBER LIEK IT WAS YESTERDAY. SHE WAS THE HOTEST
GIRL WITH THE BIGEST THINGIES AND I WAS JUST SOME HUNG GUY...I WAS SO IN LOEV
WITH HER BUT I NEW SHE WOOD NEVER GET WITH ME. THEN WON DAY...

FLASHBAK TO 1984...

RICKY RETARDO; HAEV YOU SEEN MY HOO HOO DILLY?//?? EXCUSE ME HAVE YOU SEEN MY
HOO HOO DILLY?//?

FOOTBAL PLAYER; HEY YOU SHOOD"NT SAY THAT TO MY GIRLFREND I AM GOING TO HURT
YOU GOOD!!1!

YOUNG DINTY H THAT"S ME; STOP!!11!! I DEMAND THAT THIS SMEERING OF RICKIE"S
GOOD NAEM SEECE AND DESIST!!1! OR I WILL HARM YOU AND GIVE YOU SUCH A
PINTCH!!! 11!1

FOOTBAL PLAYER; WHOA OK JUST DO"NT HURT ME DINTY H!!11!!

MARY; OH DINTY H YOU ARE THE NICEST WON!111!!! WILL YOU GO TO THE PROM WITH
ME??/?

YOUNG DINTY H THAT"S ME; YES YES I WILL!11!! I WILL MEET YOU AT YOUR HOUSE AND
PICK YOU UP!!1!!

DINTY H THAT"S ME; AND SO I WENT TO PICK HER UP...

SHAFT; YOU ARE AT THE RONG HOUSE!!!1!!! HAH HA THAT WAS JUST A JOKE COME ON
IT!! 11!!

KRISTEEN SULIVIN; YES MY YOU ARE A HANDSOM WON!!!1!! I"LL GO GET MARY!!1111

YOUNG DINTY H THAT"S ME; HI RICKIE WHAT ARE YOU DRINKING??/??

RICKIE RETARDO; IT"S CHOCOLATE MILK HEAR AND HAVE SOME BROWNIES!!!11!

YOUNG DINTY H THAT"S ME; DO"NT MIND IF I DO!!11!!

SHAFT & MS. SULIVIN; DO"NT EAT THOSE!!11!!

YOUNG DINTY H THAT"S ME; O CARP!!!1!! I GOTTA RUN TO THE BATHROOM!!1!

SHAFT; WELL THAT WAS A LOT OF DOO DOO MEDISIN HE JUST ATE AND RANK HE WILL BE
IN THEIR A WHILE O GOOD GOD WHAT IS THAT SMEL??//??

MS. SULIVIN; WELL I AM A LOYER AND I BELEEV THAT IS THE SMEL OF DOO DOO!!11!!
BUT I CAN DO SOME DNA EVIDENS TO MAKE SHUR!!11!!

DINTY H THAT"S ME; AND SO WE COOD"NT GO TO THE PROM BECUZ I HAD TO MAEK
EXPLOSIV DOO DOO AND THEN SHE MOVED AWAY THE NEXT WEEK. THAT WAS A SAD WON.
WON

KRIS PEETERSIN; HEY I NO A FREND HOO CAN HELP YOU FIND HER!!11!!

DINTY H THAT"S ME; I LIEK THAT IDEA!!111!

ICERAMMER; WELL I FOUND HER BUT I WANT TO BE HER BOYFREND!!11! I EVEN GGAVE
MEDISHUN TO HER DOG!!11!!

DINTY H THAT"S ME; NO WAY MY FREND KRIS PEETERSIN WILL HELP ME!!11!

MARY; HI DINTY I CA"NT BELEEV YOU FOUND ME!!11!! HOW IS YOUR DOO DOO
PROBLEM??//??

DINTY H THAT"S ME; WELL OK BUT I STILL HAEV PROBLEM FLATYULENSE!!1!! DO YOU
WANT TO HAEV A DATE??/?

MARY; OK THAT SOUNDS GOOD!!11!!

THE FAKE PROFESSIR; MARY I AM FROM ENGLUND AND YOU SHOOD NOT GO ON A DATE WITH
DINTY OR ICEBURPER!!1!

MARY; WELL YOU LIMEY MEAN WON I THING YOU SHOOD LERN DENTAL HIJEAN BEFORE YOU
SMEER LITTEL DINTY H!!11!! OH YEAH AND LERN HOW TO WALK!!11!! IN AMERICA WE
LERN TO DO BEFOR WE ARE WON YEAR OLD!!!1!

KRIS PEETERSIN; OK DINTY MARY IS ABOUT TO COME OVER BUT FIRST YOU HAVE TO GET
READY BY TAKING A DOO DOO AND YOU HAVE TO GET OUT ALL YOUR FART GAS!!!1!! YOU
DO"NT WANT YOUR GREEN FART GAS TO KILL HER!!11!!

DINTY H THAT"S ME; A VERY GOOD IDEA!!1!! HERE I GO!!11! OH MAN WHAT A RELEEV
OK TIME TO GET UP!!1! O NO!!!111! NO TOYLET PAPER!!111!!

MARY; HI DINTY YOU LOOK GRATE!!11!! HEY WHAT"S THAT HAIR JELL IN YOUR HAND LET
ME HAEV SOME!!11!

DINTY H THAT"S ME; O MY.

MARY; I THINK YOU ARE A NICE WON DINTY!!11!! LET"S HAVE LOTS OF DATES!!11!!

DINTY H THAT"S ME; OK I WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE TOOMARROW!!11!

MARY; DINTY DID YOU HAVE ICERACKER FIND ME??//??

DINTY H THAT"S ME; WELL YES I DID I"M SORRY!!1!!

MARY; GET OUT!11!!

DINTY H THAT"S ME; OK YOU ARE RITE TO ME A MEAN WON TO ME!1!1 I WILL GET OUT
SO I CAN GO CRY!!1!!

ICESHAVER; GOOD JOB DINTY YOU RUINED IT FOR ME!!1!!

THE FAKE PROFESSIR; YAH FOR ME TOO!!111!

DINTY H THAT"S ME; YOU GUYS ARE THE MEANEST WONS!!1!! I AM GOING TO HELP
MARY!! 11!

300 YR OLD MUMMIE LADY; SO MARY YOU SAY THAT DINTY WAS A CRAZY MEAN WON??/?/

MARY; YES EVEN THO HE IS HUNG I NO HE CA"NT BE MY BOYFREND!!1!!

DINTY H THAT"S ME; MARY I NO YOU DO"NT LIEK ME BUT I HAVE ON ETHING FOR YOU
BEFOR I GO!11!!

ICELOVER AND THE FAKE WON; DO"NT DO IT DINTY!!1!!

DINTY H THAT"S ME; HEAR IS YOUR OLD BOYFREND BRET FARVERERVER!!1!1

BRET FARVERERVER; HI MARY I GOT BRASES!11!!

DINTY H THAT"S ME; NOW I WILL GO BACK HOME TO MEMFIS!!!1!!

ICESHAKER; HEY RICKIE WHY DID YOU JUST PUNCH ME??/?

RICKIE RETARDO; THAT"S FOR CALLING ME A GOOFY BAXTER!!11!!

DINTY H THAT"S ME; OK BACK HOEM I GO!!1!!

MARY; WATE DINTY H!!1!! I"M SORRIE I WAS RONG I NO THAT YOU ARE THE WON FOR
ME!! 1!! YOU ARE THE NICEST WON!!1! AND HUNG TOO!!1!

DINTY H THAT"S ME; OK LET"S KISS AND THEN WE CAN GO HAEV RELASHUNS!11!!

MARY; I LIEK THAT IDEA!!11!

FOLK SINGER;
BECUZ DINTY WAS A NICE WON
HE"S GOING TO HAVE LOTS OF FUN
HE TRAVELED AKROS THE NASHUN
NOW HE GETS RELASHUNS
THERE"S SOMETHINK ABOUT MARY

EVERYWON;
WHY DO YOU BE SO MEAN, BE SO MEAN
SMUGRUB BABY WHEN I MAEK MY POSTS, MAKE MY POSTS
AND CHAT WITH MY FRENDS
I NEED PLAS, I NEED PLAS, MORE THAN ANYTHIN SMUGRUNT
I JUST WANT TO HAEV LOTS OF FUN
SO DO"NT BE MEAN, DO"NT BE MEAN, SMUGRAT
BE A NICE WON

THIS HAS BEN A DINTY H PRODUKSHUN