Subject: ***8*88**DINTY H ADRESES SHAKA DOODOO!!1!!!******888**** 
From: dintyh@hotmail.com (DINTY H)
Date: 1998/10/05
Newsgroups: alt.tv.real-world 
Message-ID: <36183dc1.96430562@news.alt.net>
Organization: LET"S BE CHAT PLAS!!1!!!!
Reply-To: dintyh@hotmail.com

***8*****ATENSHUN HOLE ENTERENET!!!1!!!!11****8****

AHEM

YES THANK YOU IT"S GRATE TO BE BACK. LITTEL DINTY H WAS GONE FOR JSUT
A FEW DAYS AND WAHT TO I SEE WHEN I RETURN BUT REELY MEAN WONS!!1!!!
SHAKA DOODOO AND FLIPFLOP ARE TOO OF THE MEANEST WONS I HAEV EVER
SEEN!!1!! I WILL NOW TRY TO RELATE AND RECTIFIE IN THE NATIVE TONG (I
NEW SEEING SHAFT AND SUPERFLY AND AVENGING DISKO GODFATHIR SO MANY
TIMES WOOD PAY OFF);

YO HOMEYS WHAT IS GOING DOWN???/?? YO JEE IT JSUT IS NOT CHILL TO BE
ILLIN IN MY CHAT ROOM!!1!! WE ARE ALL JSUT TRYING TO BE CHAT PLAS AND
YOU HAEV TO ROOIN OUR FUN BY BEING MEAN!!1!! WE JUST WANT TO CHILL WIT
OUR CHAT ROOM HOMEYS!!!1!!! NOW I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU ARE ANGRIE ABOUT
A LOT OF STUFF LIEK I TOTALIE REALTE HOMIES IKE I WOOD HATE TO BE
PICKING A BAIL OF COTON SINKING SWING LOE SWEET CHAIRIUT OR SOMETHINK
WHILE BEN VEREEN CHASED A CHIKEN AND JORDIE GOT WHIPED!1!!! THOSE
MASTERS WERE THE MEENEST WONS!!!1!!! BUT THAT IS NO REESON TO SMEER
EVERYWON"S GOOD NAEM AND I DEMAND THAT YOU **8**SEES**88* AND
**88**DESIST**8**!!1!! WAS"NT IT RODNIE DANGERFEELD HOO SED 'CA"NT WE
ALL JUST GET ALONG'??//??? NOW I WANT YOU TOO TOO BE NICE WONS FROM
NOW ON!1!!! OTHERWIZ I WILL GET MY BRUTHER DAVID AND BRAIN PEZ
DISPENSER TO GET MIDEVIL ON YOUR HIGHNIES I MEEN ASSES!!1! AND THEN I
WILL PIMP SLAP YOU AND PUT THA SMAK DOWN ON YOUR ASSES!!1!!

THE AVENGING CHAT ROOM GODFATHIR DINTY H

PS FOR NOW YOU TOO HOMEBOYS ARE MEAN WONS. SORRY BUT YOU GIVE ME NO
CHOYCE!1!!