Subject: ****DINTY H"S RODE RULES!!!11!**** From: dinty_h@my-dejanews.com (dinty_h) Date: 1998/09/17 Newsgroups: alt.tv.real-world, alt.tv.road-rules Message-ID: <6ts3e8$1dp$1@nnrp1.dejanews.com> Organization: Deja News - The Leader in Internet Discussion X-Article-Creation-Date: Thu Sep 17 22:45:28 1998 GMT X-Http-Proxy: 1.1 x14.dejanews.com:80 (Squid/1.1.22) for client 207.69.254.243 X-Http-User-Agent:Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 95) ****DINTY H"S RODE RULES!!!11!**** VROOM!!11!!! VROOM!!111!! BANG CHICK POW WOW **OUTBACK** THE WINNY IS TOOLING AROUWND AND DINTY H THE LEEDER IS DRIVING DINTY H THATS" ME; BE BOP BE BOP ITS" FUN TO DRIVE IN OSTRALYA SHANE; WILL YOU STOP SKATTING PLEESE DINTY H WE DO"NT TOLERATE SUCH THINGS AT THE FARM IN CANADA DINTY H THATS" ME; WELL THAT"S HOW WE DO IT IN AMERICA YOU"RE SUCCESSFUL NAYBER TO THE SOUTH. WHY DO"NT YOU GO WATCH SOME HOCKY WITH BOB MAKINZIE AND EAT SOME BACKBAKIN SANWICHS??//? I BET YOU ARE EVEN A NEWFIE!!!1! SUSEY; YES I MUST SAY I LIEK DINTY H"S BE BOPPING AND DRIVING HE IS A NIEC WON AND HE"S NOT A BOY HE"S A MAN SO I"M GOING TO GO GET HIM TIGER!!11! DINTY H; WHY THANK YOU SUSY BUT I MUST SAY THAT I HOEP IT IS NOT ILEEGEL TO DRIVE BEARFOOT IN OSTRALYA HAVE YOU SEEN MY SHOOES??/ KRISTEENA; WELL SUSY I DO"NT NO HOW TO TELL YOU THIS BUT DINTY WAS WITH ME LAST NITE AND HE IS HUNG PIGGY; YES I CAWT A PEEK OF LITTEL DINTY H IN THE SHOWER AND LET ME TELL YOU THAT LITTEL IS A REVERS NICKNAEM LIKE WHEN THEY CALL BALD GUYS HARRIE OR HOT GIRLS PIGGY. DINTY H THAT"S ME; YES PIGGY THAT IS TROO AND THE OTHER NITE WE SHUR GAVE NEW MEENING TO MAKIN BACIN THAT REMINDS ME YOU LEFT A COPY OF TOP OF THE POPS MAGAZEEN IN MY BED. KEFLA; WELL WHAT DO YOU NO PIGGY ALL YOU NO IS HOW TO SPELL THE WORD BLACK DINTY H THAT"S ME; WHY MUST YOU BE SUCH A MEAN WON TO MY THREE GIRLFRENDS??/?? MAN YOU JUST CA"NT RELATE BECUZ IT"S A DINTY H THINK SO YOU WOOD"NT UNDERSTAND. HEY LADIES LET"S GO TO THE BACK OF THE WINNY KEFLA YOU HAVE TO DRIVE AND DO"NT LOOK BACK YOU PREVERT!!!11!! THEY SHOLD MAKE A MOVIE CALLED DRIVING MR DINTY. OK NOW TO THE LOVE DEN WE GO!!!111!! INTERVOO WITH SUSY; OK SO THEN WE FOUND THE NEXT CLOO KRISTEENA; HEY WHAT"S THAT ON DINTY H"S HUNGNESS?/?? SUSY; THE NEXT CLOO IS RITTEN ON IT PIGGY; I WILL REED THE CLOO. IT SAYS OK YOU GUYS YOU HAVE BEN DOING REELY WELL SO FAR THANKS TO YOUR FEARLESS LEADER DINTY H. NOW THIS NEXT MISHUN WILL BE REELY DIFFICULT SO LISTEN GOOD!!111!!1 WE HAVE HAAD YOU GO OUT INTO THE OUTBACK BECUZ WE NEED YOU TO FITE THE EVIL MUTANTS AND TEENA TURNER. GOOD LUCK TO YOU ALL. ALL. KRISTEENA; GEE DINTY HOW DID ALL OF THAT GET ON YOUR HOO HOO DILLY?/? DINTY H THAT"S ME; WELL MY SWEET WON IT HAPPENED WHEN REEL WORLD JOE FROM SAN FRANSISSYKO CAME IN SHE IS WORKING FOR THEM AS A REEL WORLD ALLSTAR. ALL I CAN SAY IS THAT IF SHE WAS"NT A MEAT EATER BEFORE SHE IS NOW!!11!!! SHANE; I THING THE MAPEL LEAFS WILL TAEK THE CUP THIS YEAR. COMMERSHUL BREAK BEEP BOOP BEEP BOOP BEEP BOOP GONG!!!11!! TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK!!!1!! TONITE ON THE TEN SPOT WATCH BIORHYTHM WHEN WE SHOW YOU A BUNCH OF PICTURES AND MUSIC AND CRAP AND IT"S THE WORST THING ON THIS CHANEL SO WE HAVE TO TRICK PEEPEL INTO WATCHING IT LIKE WE DID WITH THE REAL WORLD WON TIME. I BET YOU WISH WE WOOD SHOW REMOTE CONTROL WITH KARI WURER INSTED BECUZ SHE IS A HOT WON. ANYWAY WATCH IT TOBITE WHEN THE TOPIC WILL BE RUPERT HOLMS. DO YOU LIKE PEENYA COLADAS? AND NOW THEY ARE SHOWING A JAPAKNEES KID EATING FOOD BACKWARD WITCH I GESS IS CULTURIL DIVERSITIE OF THIS WORLD. I DID"NT KNOW THAT"S HOW THEY EAT IN JAPAN BUT I GESS THAT"S WHY THEY ARE SO SKINNY. EXCEPT FOR SOO-MOE I WONDER ABOUT THEM. OH WAIT THAT WAS ON M2 NOW BACK TO MTV AND RODE RULES!!1! IN THE MUTANT FILLED OUTBACK DINTY H THAT"S ME; OK GUYS WE"RE SUPPOST TO MEET OUR CONTACT HERE. OH LOOK THERE SHE IS. NYMAN; HELO AND G"DAY MATES I AM ABOUT TO PUT SOME SHRIMP ON THE BARBIE SO WHY DO"NT WE HAVE SOME TINNIES OF BEER AND THEN GET TO WORK??/? DINTY H THAT"S ME; SOUNDS GOOD TO ME OK LET"S EAT QWICKLY SO WE CAN FITE THOSE MEAN WONS. NOW DINTY H IS DRVING THE WINNY TO THE TEENA TURNER CITY TEENA TUTNER; OH CRAP WHAT DO I SEE THRU MY BINOKULERS BUT LITTEL DINTY H!11!! ALL THE MUTANTS; OH CARP THAT"S IT WE"RE OUT OF HERE!!11!! TEENA TURNER; WAIT FOR ME!!11! DINTY H THAT"S ME; HEY LOOK THEY ARE ALL RUNING AWAY FROM US!!1!! I WILL DRIVE AND CHASE TEENA TURNER ON THE RALEROAD TRACKS!!111! TEENA TURNER; OH CARP THIS TINY LITTEL RALEROAD CAR IS NO MATCH FOR THE WINNY OF DINTY H I AM DOOMED!!11!! SUSY; OH MY LOOK OUT FOR THAT CLIFF!!11!! DINTY H THAT"S ME; DO"NT WORRY I AM AN EXPERT DRIVER BECUZ I LOVE TO SPEED UP AND DOWN ELVIS PRESLIE BULLIVARD BACK HOME. WE WILL NOT FALL!1!! TEENA TURNER; OH CARP HERE I GO FALING OVER A CLIFF I GESS THIS WILL TEECH ME TO MESS WITH LITTEL DINTY H!!1!! OK HERE I GO I"M FALLING NOW IIIIEEEEE!!111!!1 DINTY H THAT"S ME; WELL SO LONG TO TEENA TURNER LOOK OUT FOR THE DINGOS!1!! PIGGY, SUSY, AND KRISTEENA; YOU ARE OUR HERO LITTEL DINTY H CAN WE GO BACK TO THE WINNY FOR SWEET DINTY LOVE??//? DINTY H THAT"S ME; I GUESS YOU WANT DINTY MORE!!!11!! EVERYWON BUT KEFLA; HAHAHAHHAHAH!!! DINTY IS THE FUNNYEST WON!!1!!! SHANE; WELL BEFORE YOU GUYS HAVE SWEET LOVE LET ME GO WATCH THE "GRATE WITE NORTH" ON TV. KOOOOOO KOO KOO KOO KOO KOO KOO KOO!!!1!! GOOD DAY EH? KEFLA; MAN I DO"NT UNDERSTAND THIS AT ALL THEY CA"NT EVEN RELATE. CHADWIK; I WAS"NT IN THIS WON. **PREVUE*** NEXT WEEK ON RODE RULES DINTY H PUTS THAT WALKMAN UP A SERTIN KEFLA"S HEINIE DINTY H THAT"S ME; NOW YOU ***REELY*** SOUND LIKE RICHURD SIMONS!!1! YOU DIRTY GEESE!!11! AND THE GIRLS ALL TAKE THE SEKRIT OSTRAYLIEN AFRODESIAC PIGGY; OH I THOT THIS MADE YOUR HAIR INTO A BIG AFRO BUT IT"S NOT WORKING IT JUST MAKES ME WANT TO GET WITH DINTY H AND THAT"S STATUS KWO FOR US GIRLS. YOU"RE PAL DINTY H