Subject: *88**88***DINTY H"S MTV!!1!!!***8**8*** 
From: dintyh@hotmail.com (DINTY H)
Date: 1998/09/23
Newsgroups: alt.tv.buffy-v-slayer, alt.tv.road-rules, alt.tv.real-world, alt.tv.dawsons-creek 
Message-ID: <360988c8.474651980@news.alt.net>
Organization: LET"S BE CHAT PLAS!!1!!!!
Reply-To: dintyh@hotmail.com

DINTY H"S SONG FUN!!11!!!

DINTYS" PARADICE BY DINTY-O

AS I WALK THRU THE CHATROOM WHEAR I MEET ALL MY BUDS
I TAKE A LOOK AT MY CHAT MASHIN AND REALIZE IT'S LOTS OF FUN
IT"S JUST PERFECT IN MY DINTY H WORLD
WHEN I GO IN THE CHAT ROOMS I MEET LOTS OF GIRLS
FROM WHEN I WAKE IN THE MORNING I START TO CHAT
MAKING LOTS OF POSTS AND ALL OF THAT, FOOL
AND I'VE BEEN POSTING AND CHATTING SO LONG
THAT EVEN PEZ DISPENSER THINKS MY MIND IS GONE
I"M A MAN OF THE ENTERNET I LIKE TO SURF
BUT MY HOMIES DO"NT DIG IT WHEN MEAN WONS COME ON OUR TURF
BUT IF WE BE REEL NICE TO EACH OTHER AND GIVE IT OUR ALL
THEN SOON WE WILL BE THE VERY BEST CHAT PALS!

WE"VE BEEN CHATING ALL OUR LIVES
CHATING IN A DINTY PARADICE
WE MAKE CHAT PALS WONCE OR TWICE
POSTING IN A DINTY PARADICE
ALL THE CHAT PLAS ARE REEL NICE
CHATING IN A DINTY PARADICE
BUT SMUGRUB THINKS IT BITES
POSTING IN A DINTY PARADICE

A MEAN WON SAID I WAS DUMN TODAY
I JUST THOT A MINUT AND HERE"S WHAT I HAD TO SAY
"HEY LISTEN YOU MEAN WON I JUST WANT TO HAVE FUN
AND I'LL BE YOU"RE PAL IF YOU BECOME A NICE WON"
BECUZ I AI"NT NEVER FLAMED A MEAN WON IF HE DID"NT DESERVE IT
SMEER MY GOOD NAME YOU KNOW THAT"S UNHEARD OF
I DON"T USE GOOD GRAMER AND MY SPELING IS CRAP
BUT MY CHAT PALS AGREE THAT THEY LIKE THE ALL CAPS, FOOL
IF YOU REED MY CHATS YOU MIGHT NOTICE A GAFF
BUT I GUARANTEE THAT MY CROSSPOSTS WILL MAKE YOU LAFF
SO I MITE BE KIND OF DUMN SO PLEASE DO"NT BE REEL MEAN
BE NICE AND POST ON MY CHAT MASHINE

WE"VE BEEN CHATING ALL OUR LIVES
CHATING IN A DINTY PARADICE
WE MAKE CHAT PALS WONCE OR TWICE
POSTING IN A DINTY PARADICE
ALL THE CHAT PLAS ARE REEL NICE
CHATING IN A DINTY PARADICE
BUT RATBOY THINKS IT BITES
POSTING IN A DINTY PARADICE

RODE RULES AND REEL WORLD, DAWSON AND BUFFY
PAL AFTER PAL, BUDDY AFTER BUDDY
I LOVE MY CHAT ROOM PLAS, I LOVE MY CHAT MASHIN
AND YOU NO THAT I"M THE NICEST CHATTER THAT YOU"VE EVER SEEN
I"M THE FUNNY GUY ALL THE CHAT PLAS WANT TO BE LIKE
ON MY CHAT MASHIN DAY AND NIGHT WITH THE POSTS THAT YOU REELY LIKE
SO LET'S BE PALS, AND LET'S BE FUNNY!
IF YOUR A MEAN WON I WO"NT EVER BE YOUR BUDDY!

WE"VE BEEN CHATING ALL OUR LIVES
CHATING IN A DINTY PARADICE
WE MAKE CHAT PALS WONCE OR TWICE
POSTING IN A DINTY PARADICE
ALL THE CHAT PLAS ARE REEL NICE
CHATING IN A DINTY PARADICE
BUT ICEBURPER THINKS IT BITES
POSTING IN A DINTY PARADICE

AAAAA AAAA AAA AAA AAAAA AAAAA
AAA AAAA AAAAA AAAAA AAA AAAAA AAAA
AAAAAA!

STAYED TUNED FOR MOR INDY ROCK
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THE DINTYS OF THE UNTIED STATES OF AMERICA
CHAT PLAS

GOING TO THE CHAT ROOM, GONNA MAKE A LOT OF CHAT PLAS
GOING TO THE CHAT ROOM, GONNA MAKE A LOT OF CHAT PLAS

CHAT PLAS ON MY CHAT MASHINE
NICEST WONS I EVER SEEN
HERE ON AL GOR"S ENTERENET
AND IF I HAD MY OWN WAY
I"D MEET CHAT PALS EVERYDAY
ON MY COMMODORE CHAT MASHINE

GOING TO THE CHAT ROOM, GONNA MAKE A LOT OF CHAT PLAS
GOING TO THE CHAT ROOM, GONNA MAKE A LOT OF CHAT PLAS

MILYUNS OF CHAT PLAS, CHAT PLAS FOR ME
MILYUNS OF CHAT PLAS, CHAT PLAS FOR ME
LOOK OUT!11!!
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THEY MIGHT BE DINTYS
DINTY IN YOUR CHAT MASHIN

I"M YOUR ONLIE CHAT PAL
I'M NOT YOU"RE ONLIE CHAT PLA
BUT I"M A LITTEL CROSSPOSTING PLA
BUT REELY I"M NOT AKSHULY YOUR PLA
BUT I AM....

LITTEL DINTY H IN THE CHAT ROOM
WHO POSTS ON THE ENTERNET
PUT A LITTEL DINTY IN YOUR CHAT MASHIN
I LIEK TO MAKE POSTS ON THE ENTERENET
SAY I"M A CHAT PLA THAT YOU WO"NT FORGET
PUT A LITTEL DINTY IN YOUR CHAT MASHIN

NOW YOU ALL MUST LISTEN TO ME
I"M DAVID"S BRUTHER KNOW AS DINTY
THEY CALL ME LITTEL DINTY
FIRST NAEM; D I N T Y
THEY THOT I WAS DAVID
AND MEAN WONS GOT LIVID
THEY DID NOT LIKE MY POSTS
AND TRIED TO TAKE MY DEJANEWS!
TO ALL MY CHAT FRENDS
I HOPE THAT ALL OUR CHATS WILL NEVER END

LITTEL DINTY H IN THE CHAT ROOM
WHO POSTS ON THE ENTERNET
PUT A LITTEL DINTY IN YOUR CHAT MASHIN
I LIEK TO MAKE POSTS ON THE ENTERENET
SAY I"M A CHAT PLA YOU WO"NT FORGET
PUT A LITTEL DINTY IN YOUR CHAT MASHIN

WE"LL BE RITE BACK WITH YOUR REKUESTS!!1!!