Subject: ***88***IT"S ME DINTY LIDDY!!1!!**8***8** 
From: dintyh@nice.won (DINTY H)
Date: 1998/10/06
Newsgroups: alt.fan.g-gordon-liddy 
Message-ID: <361a6007.404081521@news.alt.net>
Organization: LET"S BE CHAT PLAS!1!!!
Reply-To: DINTYH@NICE.WON

  O DAD THANK GOD I FOWND YOU!!1!! MOM SEZ SHE STIL REMEBERS THAT NITE
IN MEMFIS WHEN YOU TOO MET AT GRASLAND. HOW YOU BOT HER A BALONEY
SALAD SANWISH AND YOU SHARED DEEP FRIED TWINKEYS. TOO THIS DAY MOM SEZ
IT WAS THE MOST ROMANTIK NITE OF HER LIFE!!1!!
  BUT HOW DO I NO YOU ARE MY DAD YOU ASK???/?? WELL RECENTLIE AT MY
JOB AT TACO BELL I WAS MAKING THE CINAMIN CRISPAS LIEK I DO EACH AND
EVERY DAY WHEN EARL THE MANAGER POYNTED OUT TO ME THAT MY HAND WAS IN
THE DEEP FAT FRYER AND I WAS ALL SAYING TO HIM 'I DO"NT MIND IT'. AND
THEN WHEN I GOT HOME I ASKED MY MOM TO MAEK RAT BURGERS FOR DINER AND
SHE SED 'SON LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHINK' AND SHE SHOWED ME AND ENGRAVED
SHOO HORN WITH MY DAD"S NAEM ON IT!!1!! SO I TRIED TO FIND YOU ON AL
GOR"S ENTERNET WITH MY CHAT MASHIN AND HEAR I AM!!1!!
  SO DAD HEAR WE HAEV A FATHIR AND CHILDE REYOONYUN!!1!! CAN I GET A
JOB ON YOUR SHOW??/?? I CA"NT WATE TO BE THE BEST CHAT PLAS WITH
YOU!1!!! CAN I COM LIVE WITH YOU???/?

YOUR SON

DINTY LIDDY H