Subject: ****888***DINTY H"S DAWSINS" CREEK!!111!!!****888*** From: dinty_h@my-dejanews.com (dinty_h) Date: 1998/09/16 Newsgroups: alt.tv.real-world, alt.tv.road-rules, alt.tv.dawsons-creek Message-ID: <6tpfpu$561$1@nnrp1.dejanews.com> Organization: Deja News - The Leader in Internet Discussion X-Article-Creation-Date: Wed Sep 16 22:58:06 1998 GMT X-Http-Proxy: 1.1 x3.dejanews.com:80 (Squid/1.1.22) for client 207.69.241.49 X-Http-User-Agent: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 95) DINTY H"S DAWSINS" CREEK SHOW!!!11! TONITE"S PRESENTASHUN OF DAWSINS" CREEK IS INTENDED FOR MATYUR AWDIENSES. PARENTAL DISCRESHUN IS ADVISED. ADVISED. THEME; DOO DOO DOO DOO DOOOOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOOOOO I DO"NT WANT TO WATE FOR HER AGE TO ROLL OVER I WANT TO GET WITH JOEY NOW HOW OLD IS SHE???/?? SO OPEN UP A CAN OF SPRITE OR MAYBE HAVE A DIET RITE IT MIGHT BRING YOU SOME BURP GAS AND A BIT OF HAPINESS DAWSIN IS IN HIS ROOM WATCHING ANOHTER SPEELBURG MOVIE AND JOEY COMES IN THE WINDO. DAWSIN; HI JOEY HOW ARE YOU DOING I"M JUST SITING HEER WATHCING SOME MOVIES. TODAY IT IS SPEELBRUG"S REMAKE OF TROMEO AND JULIET JOEY; WELL I THINK SPEELGRUB SHUD"NT DO THAT DO OUR FRENDS AT TROMA HOO ALSO BROGHT US SARGENT KABOOKIMAN AND TOXIK AVENGER DAWSIN; WELL THAT JUST SHOS WHAT YOU NO ABOWT MOVIES YOU DUMN WON. DO YOU WANT TO BE MY GIRLFREND NOW JOEY BECUZ I"V BEEN FRUSTRATED AND DIDDELING MYSELF EVERYNITE SINSE THE SLUTY NEW YORK GIRL DUMPED ME LIEK DOO DOO. JOEY; I DO"NT NO BECUZ YOU REELY NEED TO EVALUATE YOUR VIEWS ON THE FIEN FILMS OF TROMA CUT TO DAWSINS SCHOOL JOEY AND THE SLUTY NEW YORK GIRL ARE TALKING IN THE HALL SLUTTY GIRL; HEY HOO"S THAT NEW KID HE IS A HOT WON JOEY; I DO"NT NO BUT WHY ARE YOU SO SLUTY ABOWT IT. ITS" A MIRACEL YOU"RE CHACHA HAS"NT ROTTED AND FALLEN OFF BY NOW. BUT HE IS A HOT WON O LOOK HE IS GOING INTO OUR CLASSROOM CUT TO THE CLASSROOM TEACHER; OK YOU GUYS THIS IS LITTEL DINTY H AND I HOEP YOU ALL ARE PALS WITH HIM DINTY H THATS" ME; HI PLAS!!!1! HOO WANTS TO BE MY GIRLFREND??/? JOEY AND THE SLUTY NEW YORK GIRL; I DO!!111!! TEACHER; OH MY HOOSTIN WE HAVE A PROBLEM CA"NT WE GO WON WEEK WITHOUT A CHICK DEATHMATCH DINTY H THATS" ME; THATS" OK IL"L JUST HAF TO SETTEL THIS LATER IN THE EPSIODE SO STAY TUNED COMMERSHUL BREAK THIS WEEK ON THE DUBBA DUBBA DUBBEL YOU BEE BE SURE TO WATCH THE STEVE HARVEY SHOW AND ALL THE OTHER AMAZINGLY UNFUNNY SHOWS WE HAVE. ITS" THE WB WHERE IF YOU WERE UNABEL TO MAKE IT ON "IN LIVING COLOR" WE WILL GIVE YOU A SHOW WITH THE WAYANS BROTHER OF YOUR CHOYCE (NOT KEENIN OR DAMIN) AL BUNDY; HI IM" AL BUNDY SAYING THAT YOU SHOOD DIAL COLLECT ANY WAY YOU WANT BECUZ YOU DO"NT HAVE TO PAY IT RITE??/? LET **88**THEM**8** PAY BIG BUCKS FOR YOUR CALLS BECUZ THEY ACSEPTED THE CHARGES RITE??/? MAN I WISH THESE COMMERSHULS HAD GIRLS WITH BIG THINGEYS LIKE MY OLD SHOW DID. THEY WERE GETING JIGGLIE WITH IT IF YOU NO WHAT I MEEN. BUFFY; HI IM" BUFFY PLEESE WATCH MY SHOW WHEN I FITE THE MEAN WON VAMPIERS BUT I HAVVE TO ADMIT THAT CORDEELIA IS A MUCH PRETTYER WON THAN ME. BACK TO DAWSINS" CREEK PASIE; SO DINTY H HOW DO YOU LIKE SKOOL HERE??/? DINTY H THAT" ME; WELL ITS" PRETTY NCIE AND THE GIRLS LIEK THAT I AM HUNG PASIES" BROTHER THE COP; IN THE NAME OF THE LAW I COMAND YOU TO LEEVE BECUZ NOW YOU ARE TAKING ALL THE PRETY GIRLS FROM ME. DO"NT I HAVE A BIG GUN HERE??/ DINTY H THATS" ME; GET OUT OF HERE BEFOR I CLICK YOUR HEAD LIEK MOE FROM THE THREE STOOGES. BESIDES EVERYWON NOS THAT YOU ARE GAY NOT THAT THERE'S ANYTHING RONG WITH THAT SO YOU WO"NT SHOOT ME SO WHY DO"NT YOU GO BUY SOME SILK FLOWERS YOU MEAN WON. PASIE; WOW THAT WAS COOL YOU ARE A COOL WON DINTY H. DINTY H THATS" ME; YES I NO NOW TO GET WITH THE LADIES JOEY; OH DINTY H I ALREDDY BEAT UP THE SLUTY NEW YORK GIRL SO LETS GO GET SOME PIZZA LUNCHABELS DINTY H THAT"S ME; THAT SOUNDS GOOD TO ME BUT I GET TO EAT YOUR PUDING AND THEN WE CAN GO TO THE MOVIES AND SEE BLADE THE WORLDS" BEST MOVIE. AND I AM GOING TO KISS YOU IN THE MOVEI. JOEY; SOUNDS GOOD TO ME. I LIEK TO GO ALL THE WAY ON THE FRIST DATE IF YOU NO WHAT I MEAN *NUG NUDG WINK WINK* DAWSIN; HEY THIS IS MY SHOW AND I WAS"NT EVEN IN IT TONITES" EPISODE FEETURED MUSIC BY WESLEY WILLIS AND EDDY MONEY FROM YOU"RE NEWEST CHAT PAL DINTY H PS DO YOU THINK I COOD GET A JOB RITEING DAWSINS" CREEK?/ MAYBE THEY WILL USE MY IDEAS!!1!!