Subject: *****88****ANNOWNSMENT TO ALL ENTERNET PLAS!!!11!!*****8***8*
From: dinty_h@my-dejanews.com
Date: 1998/09/16
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THIS IS A ANNOWNSMENT TO THE INTIRE ENTERNET SO LISTEN GOOD!

THIS IS MY VERY FRIST TIME USING THE ENTERNET BECOSE I JSUT GOT THIS NEW CHAT
MASHINE!1!11!! I HOPE THAT LOTS OF YOU GUYS WANT TO BE CHAT PLAS WITH ME!!1!!1

THIS LOOKS LIEK A GOOD CHATROOM FOR ME BECOSE YOU GUYS LIEK ROTH AND I HAVE
TO SAY THAT HE IS MUCH BETER THAN THE OTHER GUYS IN VAN HALEEN SO I GESS I AM
ROTHIC TOO. REMEBER WHEN HE HAD THE CHANEL CALLED DAVE TV??/? HOBBILY SKEEBLY
SKEEBELIE HOBBLIY HOBBLIY SKEEBLIE SKEEBLY BOP!!!!11!! MAN I MISS THAT WON.
WON.

OK I HAVE TO GO NOW BECUZ I HAVE SOME ***8***IMPORTNAT**88*** RESERCH TO DO
ON THIS WUNDERFUL ENTERNET THAT AL GORE HAS MADE FOR ALL THE CHAT PALS. I
THINK AL GORE DOES"NT NO ABOUT MONICA BECOSE HE WAS PLAYING ON THE WEB AND
CHATTING IN CHATROOMS WITH CHAT PLAS! I WONDER IF HE CHATS IN THIS CHATROOM.
HEY AL GORE!! 11!!! I THINK YOUR ABOUT TO GET A PROMOSHUN!!11!!! I CA"NT TELL
YOU CHATROOM PALS WHAT MY RESERCH IS ABOUT BECOSE ITS REELY
***88**8*SERCET*** RIGHT NOW. WHEN I LERN IT I WIL TELL EVERYWON OR I MIGHT
NEED HELP FROM MY CHAT ROOM PLAS.

BUT BEFORE I DO MY RESERSCH I HAVE TO EAT MY DINNER OF MY FAVRIT PIZZA
LUNCHABELS!!!1!!

YO"URE NEWEST AND BEST CHAT PAL
DINTY H